Category Archives: Film

Trainspotting at The Scotsman Hotel Cinema

For the longest time I didn’t know that there was a cinema in the basement of the Scotsman Hotel. When Aarti told me about it, I was very excited to check it out.

I had a picture in my head of one of those private screening rooms that people used to put in their houses, but was pleased to find out that it felt like a proper movie theatre… except with bigger comfier seats.

It was the two year anniversary of the Edinburgh Cinema Meetup Group and the film Trainspotting was chosen by popular vote.

I’d seen it before, but plenty of time had passed so I was a little hazy on some of the details.

It stars Ewan McGregor, Johnny Lee Miller, Robert Carlyle, and introduced Scottish actress Kelly MacDonald (who is now becoming famous for her role in Boardwalk Empire). It was directed by Danny Boyle and is based on a novel by Irvine Welsh (who has a small cameo in the film).

Welsh is from Leith (where I live), so even though the film is fifteen years old there are plenty of recognizable locations including the worst toilet in Scotland.

This is the Port O Leith Bar, which is out by the shore. Its a little better than it was in Welsh’s day, but I’m told it can still be a pretty rough place.

There is also a scene where the main characters are being chased down Princes street for shoplifting, and I was amazed at how remarkably similar the street looked compared to today.

There are plenty of memorable scenes from the movie, many of them disgusting. One that always freaked me out was Ewan McGregor coming off Heroin after having an overdose. He has some pretty disturbing hallucinations including one where he is being attacked by a dead baby crawling on the ceiling.

However, probably my favourite was the scene where after getting off at one of the most remote train stations in Scotland at Corrour near Loch Ossian, Ewan McGregor’s character gives an awesome speech about what it means to be Scottish.

When I saw the whole rant on a T-shirt, I very nearly bought it.

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All Night Horror Madness #3

The cameo is my favourite theatre in Edinburgh. They play great movies, have a nice little bar, and they host amazing events like this.

The marathon started at about 1130pm on Saturday night, and we weren’t on our way back until the sun was coming back out again the next morning, at 715am. I don’t pull as many all nighters as I used to, and it feels good every once in a while. Plus its a very social atmosphere and you’re meeting lots of new people at an event like this. The organizers even serve Bacon Rolls in the lobby to keep you going.

Compared with #1 and #2 (which I also went to), the lineup for #3 stood up quite well. The organizer likes to pull together a mix of well known cult classics and very niche films that only real devotees have seen. He polled the audience at the start and only a couple people had seen all of them.

All Night Horror Madness also uses old 16mm film reels instead of the now standard dvd versions – you get all the lines and scratches, and times when bits are cut off or off line. Its just like going back in time, and watching it in one of those old drivethrus because the films were all from the late 70’s and early 80’s and showed off that grainy quality.

Blue Sunshine

Parts of this film are just so over the top or badly acted. Its not supposed to be funny, but turns out to be hilarious. It stars Zalman King, who directed and produced the softcore porn (Red Shoe Diaries and Wild Orchid) that many of us watched in high school.

The story revolves around Jerry Zipken, an odd man who is suspected of murder after his friend goes insane and goes on a killing spree. He spends the rest of film trying to find out why, and he stumbles upon a conspiracy involving a hopeful congressman.

King’s overacting is brilliant, and he somehow finds a way to be in almost every scene.

Halloween

I think I was 13 or 14 when I saw this for the first time, and its still great no matter how many times I’ve seen it since. The part where Myers gets up still creeps me out

Pieces

This is exactly like college in every way with the exception of the chainsaw wielding psycho trying to piece together a jigsaw puzzle with human body parts. Its kind of a precursor to Silence of the Lambs.

I especially loved the professional tennis match, and that the campus has a water bed. They try to make the killer a bit of a mystery, but its pretty obvious for someone who has watched a lot of these slasher films. The cops are brilliant, they keep asking this college kid to help on the case for no apparent reason and even ask him down to the station to help them go through files. When they go to take the killer down, he even goes in with them. He never even signed a waiver – if he got cut up, they would have been in so much shit.

Evil Dead

This is one of my favourite horror movies. I have a huge man crush on Bruce Campbell and his character Ash. I loved his book My Life as B Movie Actor and have seen the entire trilogy a bunch of times.  Its so great because his character is not heroic at all, but does all of this amazing stuff. He also has some great one liners in the Evil Dead films.

It got me thinking about the Evil Dead musical that came to Vancouver a couple years ago.

Bruce Campbell is on Burn Notice now and gets some of the funniest lines out of the characters on that show.

 

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Canadian Movie Night

A couple people were over last night, and we decided to watch a modern classic of Canadian cinema – One Week. The movie stars Joshua Jackson as a young guy who finds out he has cancer and is probably about to die. Before entering treatment he wants to take an adventure, and begins a motorcycle trip across Canada, from Toronto to the westcoast.

As the film goes on, he questions his life so far and his relationship with his fiancee, and searches for a mystical creature called Grumps. He also takes photos with the world’s biggest dinosaur, adirondack chair, nickel, fire hydrant, hockey stick, and others.

We were also having a little fun with the mistakes in geography. I guess doing an actual cross country trip would have been too much, because they did jump back and forth between east and west. Duncan’s giant hockey stick is apparently in Ontario according to the film.

It was still a good film. It makes you a little homesick.

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